"I’m not laughing. I haven’t laughed since my wife died."

"Why did you laugh when your wife died?"

A Touch of Cloth is Charlie Brooker’s “spoof of every British crime drama made in the last decade”, which packs more spot-on parody, visual gags and groan-inducing puns into the first five minutes of each episode than most comedies manage in an entire series. It’s both excellent and underrated.

It stars John Hannah as DCI Jack Cloth and Suranne Jones as DC Anne Oldman, along with regulars and guest-stars including Julian Rhind-Tutt, Navin Chowdhry, Adrian Bower, Daisy Beaumont, Todd Carty, Anna Chancellor, Stephen Dillane, Karen Gillan.

There have been three two-episode series and I think you’ll all love it. If that winning argument hasn’t convinced you yet, check out this trailer for the first series or even better this awesome chase sequence.

In my quest to spread it’s spoof-tastic joy I’ve uploaded all six episodes to Mega, so they are available to download here [x]. Enjoy!

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#a touch of cloth 

Bjorn & Rollo | Vikings 2.08 “Boneless”


Bjorn & Rollo | Vikings 2.08 “Boneless”

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Andrei Tarkovsky / Андре́й Арсе́ньевич Тарко́вский (1932 – 1986).

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#андрей тарковский 

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist." - The Usual Suspects (1995) dir. Bryan Singer

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#the usual suspects 
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"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

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John Waters’ Cry-Baby (1990)

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#cry baby 

Let her go.

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#the amazing spider man