grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

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justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake thinks he hears the voice of God, then quickly realizes it’s only the airport loudspeakers

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sixpenceee:

23 creepiest things kids said about their imaginary friends.

For the full list go here

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stormbornvalkyrie:

And mine are long and sharp, my lord, as long and sharp as yours.

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briecheesie:

i’m not saying bucky should spend most of cap 3 crying and kissing steve, but i am saying they’d be smart to play to sebastian stan’s strengths

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bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

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